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A blast from the past...My "Best Of" emails!

FREE AFRICAN GOLD!!!


From: Habib .a.Nurudine [mailto:habianudin@hotmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, December 23, 2010 10:47 AM
To: undisclosed recipients:
Subject: [Bulk] LETTER FROM MR. HABIB .A. NURUDINE.

My name is Mr. Habib Nurudine., This message might meet you in utmost surprise, However, Its just my urgent need for a foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction, I am a banker by profession from Africa Development Bank, Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso/ WESTERN PART OF AFRICA.

I am currently holding the post of a director auditing and accounting section of the bank, Permit my intention to solicit for your mutual support / cooperation to claim and transfer some huge amount of cash from a domiciliary account with my profession.

Full details regarding all modalities for the smooth claim and transfer of the total cash successfully shall be furnished to you upon the receipt of your reply mail and information’s below.

If you are interested, kindly forward your personal information’s as follows.-


Address.-
 Telephone / Fax number.-
Marital Status.-
 Copy of your picture.-
Profession.-
Age.-
Sex.-
Country.-


Your" urgent respond needed as soon as possible.


Sincerely yours,
Mr. Habib Nurudine

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From: Topher Crowder [mailto:tophercrowder@sbcglobal.net]
 Sent: Thursday, December 23, 2010 9:25 PM
To: 'habianudin@hotmail.com'
Subject: RE: [Bulk] LETTER FROM MR. HABIB .A. NURUDINE.

Oh prase jebus and toot the horn of money.
Hello Mr habib ass nurudine and what up dildo?
I want to tell you how happy I am to here that I am about to receive a large sum of money. Let me tell you that I am in great need of some money for this holiday season. Do the chocolate men in Africa have Christmas to celebrate the birth of our tender white lord and savior? If my choa choa man friend does have Christmas in remberence of the baby jesus then I welcome you and will pray with you. Oh man do I need jesus money today. Mother and I have had some hard times due to me forcing mother to quit her telephone entertainment job. I felt that she was enjoying her job to much and I was having to do too much laundry from her over use of the dish towls. She is a large woman and would tend to get overly excited duing work hours. I started to refuse to give her her sponge baths as she was overly excited and would begin touching my adult areas. With out her working amd me being layd of from my job as head commishioner at the east Muskegon NAMBLA library and recruitment center, we are very close to getting kicked out of our trailer.
OK OK enough about me and my sweet mother.
How much money am I expected to get? Is it more than a thousand dollars?
What do I need to do to get tyhis money?
Can I get this money without mother knowing about it (I could kill her if need be)
I will be sending you my payplal password so you can put the money in my bank.
If this does fall through, would you be interested in being pen pals?
Do you want a membership in NAMBLA?
Would you want to purchase some spicy photographs?

Well let me know what I need to send you and I will look forward to hearing from my chocolate man friend. Does my chocolate man friend come with nuts? (joke)

Love and friendhip in jesus
Mr. Topher Whatup DildoCrowder
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From: Habib .A. Nurudine [mailto:habianudin1@blumail.org]
Sent: Friday, December 24, 2010 8:51 AM
To: tophercrowder@sbcglobal.net
Subject: I will need your cooperation if you are ready to please this transaction, merry Xmas Mr. Topher

Actually, i which i was to be told to act as the next of kin so that kind of huge money-LIKE INHERITAGE would be transferred into me, it looks good and interesting to me.

Good day., Mr. Topher.

I received you return email,

Lets ahead forward,

1** We are subjected to share out from the money-----60% for me, 40% for you!

2** Actually this fund is not just a fund but lots of Us dollars meaning we both should be swimming on top of too much money only if you will come in as the only remain next of kin that survived from the Atlanta air craft accident.

3** The bank is going to bring you into three conditions and if you are able to comfort the bank by producing all of this needs then the fund will be approved before transferred to you; on this condition.- you should know that you are working for me! so you as for order and take instructions from me before responding to the bank in regard to this claim.

4** Yes ofcause, Do not hunt mother for she is responsible for your good health up till this moment! you are not subjected to pass any kind of human this information because if the world knows about it when the fund is yet not transferred to you i.e i will entirely jail in prison for the rest of my life by my country, so you must know that it's one of your personal TOP SECRET.

5** Get this right, i don't have any business with your bank, but as soon as you apply to my bank you shall be told to forward every of your receivers information to the management; OK?

6** lets be of good courage so that we archive our goals!

7** Mr. Topher, you have my needs with you, look over the letter i sent you earlier my request is wildly written there.

I will need your cooperation if you are ready to please this transaction, merry Xmas Mr. Topher

Your urgent response needed as soon as possible

Warm regard,
Mr. Habib Ali Nurudine.

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From: Topher Crowder [mailto:tophercrowder@sbcglobal.net]
Sent: Saturday, December 25, 2010 12:17 AM
To: 'Habib .A. Nurudine'
Subject: RE: I will need your cooperation if you are ready to please this transaction, merry Xmas Mr. Topher

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND PRAY FOR THE WELCOME OF OUR WHITE LORD BABY JESUS
I can not believe you replied and am looking forward to hearing from my African chocolate money man with nuts (I hope)
Whatup dildo Mr habib ass nurudine?
What kind of name is Habib nurudine? Are you of true African heritage? Is it true what they say about African men…do you really have large adult areas? I have never seen a chocolate mans areas, being the commishioner of the east Muskegon NAMBLA recroutment center, I have only seen unripened boy-fruit. Talking about the fruit of loins is making me hungery if you know what I mean. If mother was asleep I would probably be rubbing one out on the couch right now. I think I can hold it though and will enjoy some warm egg man nog later after we get done with our business.
1: how much money are we talking about hear and I will need more that %40…I will need %50. The Allen Ginsberg memorial what up dildo NAMBLA recruitment and massage center will not be built on hope and change.
2: You speak of next of kin, are they my next of kin and are the white or chocolate? I only ask because me and my mother are white…she has her share of the sweet sweet chocolate man syrup but the man chowder that made me was from a white man. Im sure it doesn’t matter, I just don’t want you to be disappointed when you see my adult area. It is not huge, but looks bigger than most small men that I have seen.
3: I AM WORKING FOR YOU…I like that ring of those words. I will be your little white slave and will do anything you ask. I will not tell the bank or even my mother.
4: I WILL NOT KILL MY MOTHER YET..i am prepared if you ask though. I haven’t told her yet and am hoping to surprise her with the money. Speaking of money, can I get my money before January 23? We are to be kicked out of our trailer home on the 23rd if we cant pay our rent. Mothger isn’t working and my spicy NAMBLA photos are not selling as well as they should (unless you want to buy some). So I NEED THE MONEY BUY THE JANUARY 23.
5: send me the infor mation to apply with your bank, what do you needs from me.
6: YES LETS BE GOOD OF COURAGE
7: WHAT DO YOU NEED FROM ME TO GET THIS MONEY FOR MY WHAT UPDILDO nambla LIBRARY?

Merry Christmas my chocolate man with tender nuts. Do you have a photograph of you that you can use for the NAMBLA membership card. Please send me a photograph!!
It doesn’t have to be below the waste or of your chocolate loin fruit, (that would be nce though)
Things I will need:
1: %50 of the money (to cover you NAMBLA membership)
2: a photograph of you for the membership newsletter
3: How many spicy photographs do you want to buy?
4: The bank address to send the spicy photos and the NAMBLA newsletter
5: all the mony by January 23.

I look forward to a loving tender relations ship with my chocolate African man friend (with nuts)
If you are a Christian, merry Christmas and celebrate the birth of our tender white lord. If you are not a Christian well then you should get back to raping small animals then.

MERY CHRISTMAS
MR. Topher Whatup DildoCrowder.
Vice President and Head Recruiter for the East Muskegon NAMBLA chapter

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From: Habib .A. Nurudine [mailto:habianudin1@blumail.org]
Sent: Monday, December 27, 2010 5:34 AM
To: Topher Crowder
Subject: Re: I will need your cooperation if you are ready to please this transaction, merry Xmas Mr. Topher

Merry Christmas and New year in advance Mr Topher.

I have head you, by your serious active move this fund should be transferred to you in tow weeks time starting from the day the bank respond to you submitted application as the next of kin.

Gentleman i can only advice you to little bet slow down by your request, you see i still yet have not received your information's; because of this i can't feed you with every details! until i receive your information's that is where i can now bring every necessary details to you so that you know how to follow-up with the bank.

I am sorry my dear partner, for further request you my have to send your information's before any automatic response.

These are your personal information's needed

I repeat if you are interested, kindly forward your personal information’s as follows.-

Full name.-
Address.-
Telephone / Fax number.-
Marital Status.-
Copy of your picture
Profession.-
Age.-
Sex.-
Country.-
Anticipating your response Mr. Topher.

Thanks,
Mr. Habib Nurudine.

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From: Topher Crowder [mailto:tophercrowder@sbcglobal.net]
Sent: Thursday, December 30, 2010 12:50 AM
To: 'Habib .A. Nurudine'
Subject: RE: I will need your cooperation if you are ready to please this transaction, merry Xmas Mr. Topher

Whatup dildo and merry Christmas. I hope you will have avery happy new year.
Hello, mr Habid assnurudine
How did you celebrate the birth of tender white baby jesus? Did you get all that you had wished for? I hope my chocolate man friend with big nuts got everything he wished for. I wish I had been under your tree Christmas morning. Maybe after I get my %50 we could run away together to some warn sunny sandy beach? Wouldn’t that be fun. Would you enjoy having me on a warm sandy beach all to yourself.  Man, I have to stop that talk because I am getting tingly down there and I don’t want to wake mother.
I did as you instructed and have NOT killed mother YET. I will wait until you say so. I fear she may want some of my money and I don’t want to share. I will be happy to pay off the rent on our trailer house but that is it. She can go back to being a telephone entertainer and taking the neighbor men for rides in her bedroom, but I want to be with you on that sandy beach tasting your chocolate loin fruit.
What did you get for Christmas? Mother got me a bag of new sweat soxs, the ones that are smooth and don’t burn my adult areas when I pleasure myself. I also got a new library pass, I don’t know how mother did it. I thought I was banned for life. (They didn’t like me Xeroxing the NAMBLA newsletter there). You still haveint sent me you photograph for the NAMBLA newsletter and your membership card, I will need to have that soon.
OK OK lets get down to buisines before mother wakes up to relieve her self. She ate an entire canned ham and has the winds something fierce. I mean I had to open the windows because it smells so bad and its so cold out. I hope she hasn’t messed herself in bed, I am too frightened to check and I don’t want to wake her. I hope she hasent pooed on my side of the bed, that would be bad.
OK OK business time.
1: Full name: Mr. Topher Whatup Dildo Crowder
2: Full Address: 3162 Boltwood Trailer Number 12 by the water treatment pond
3: Phone number (I DON’T HAVE A FAX): 1-586-770-8536 ask for George
4: Marital Status: I am swinging single and ready for loving buy my new chocolate man friend
5: Copy of you picture: I have included one from the NAMBLA newsletter
6: Profesion: I am Vice President of the east Muskegon NAMBLA recruitement and massage center
6: Age: I am a boyish 48 years old (I hope you like older menz)
7: Sex: ALL MAN
8: country: united states of America and home to the tender president obama (did you know his father?)

NOW I WILL NEED SOME THINGS FROM YOU
1: YOUR PHOTOGRAPH FOR THE NAMBLA NEWS LETTER
2: YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN MAIL YOU YOUR NAMBLA MEMBERSHIP CARD.

THANK YOU and tender kisses to me chocolate man friend.
Here is wishing you a happy new year and whatup dildo.
Mr Topher whatup dildo crowder
Vice president of the east Muskegon NAMBLA recruitment and massage center

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From: Habib .A. Nurudine [mailto:habianudin1@blumail.org]
Sent: Thursday, December 30, 2010 4:35 AM
To: Topher Crowder
Subject: SEE ATTACH

Good day Topher.

I received your mail. this is very interesting, now convinced to be of trust with you.

SEE ATTACHED fillin the text of application and submit it to the bank by using the below E-mail address to contact the bank!

Note; from the moment you contact the bank whatever mail you receive as return from the bank forward to me so that i can advice you of how you are to respond in other for you not to make mistakes, also if you receive any invitation mail or litter similar to my please do not respond!!!! because the bank is going to put you on test to know if you were been told of this inheritance.
Thanks,
Mr. Habib Ali Nurudine.


Below is the bank contact.-

adbfrd_net@yahoo.fr

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From: Topher Crowder [mailto:tophercrowder@sbcglobal.net]
Sent: Tuesday, January 04, 2011 3:05 PM
To: 'Habib .A. Nurudine'
Cc: 'adbfrd_net@yahoo.fr'
Subject: RE: SEE ATTACH

Hello and whatup dildo
Heloo and merry new year my chocolate man friend with huge salty nuts that probably taste like candy from sweet baby jesus.
OK OK, I got the attached letter. And I am trying my best to fill out all the needed info in a chance to get all my money before January 23 and mother and I are kicked out of our trailer.
But I have ran into a problem. I was getting some photos developed at our local market (spicy photos) and the girl printing my photos didn’t like wat I was doing (she is not a big art fan). She called the police and I had to spend my new years weekend in jail. Mother had to make a few appointments with some of the men at the trailer park to gain the money to get me out of jail. Mother says her jaw will be sore for weeks and I need to move out unless I get a job or find some money to pay her back. So I had to sell some of my NAMBLA magazine collection and sell my computer printer to pay some of her money back.  Man, I hope this money you have promised me gets here soon…she is being mean to me. She wont let me sleep in our bed and is making me give her 3 sponge baths EVER DAY!!! You give me the word and I will KILL HER!!!! Please tell me it is all right to kill her!!
MR. HABIB I want to run away with you and away from all my toubles. Tell me you love me and want to be with me. I want to have tender man sex with you on a warm beach or in a sleeping bag. Tell me you want me inside of you.
I will do my best to fill out all the paperwork and send it as soon as possib;le. Please tell me you love me.
I love you and want to taste your loin fruit.
Happy new year my chocolate man love
Mr. Topher Whatup Dildo Crowder
Assistant vice president of the east Muskegon NAMBLA chapter

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From: Habib .A. Nurudine [mailto:habianudin1@blumail.org]
Sent: Thursday, January 06, 2011 5:08 AM
To: Topher Crowder
Subject: Re: SEE ATTACH

You idiot!!! you email the bank that i employed you to come reach out to the bank as the next of kin

now i am in big trouble right here in my country, i can only say weldone for the idiotic attitude of yours

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From: Topher Crowder [mailto:tophercrowder@sbcglobal.net]
Sent: Thursday, January 06, 2011 8:17 PM
To: 'Habib .A. Nurudine'
Subject: RE: SEE ATTACH

Oh my and whatup dildo?
OH OH OH I AM SO SORRY. PLEASE DO NOT BE MAD AT ME. I was only trying to help. I am so sorry. What can I do to fix the problem. Can I send another letter to the bank saying that it is not about the money? I could say that we are lovers and that we were fightimng. Please I want to help because I really need the money. Mother has made me sell all my NAMBLA magazines and my computer printer and my Atari game. She says I still owe her A LOT of money for getting me out of jail on new years weekend. Please, my chocolate man, let me help and get this money. Don’t leave me alone and cold. I want you inside me.
Please mr. chocolate man with tasty nuts…let me help.
If it means killing my mother I WILL so we can be together. Just say the word I will do ANYTHING.

Also, could you send another bank form to fill out? I lost my copy somewhere in the trailer?  I think mother stole it!!!!!

Please don’t shut me out…
Mr topher whatup dildpo crowder

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From: Topher Crowder [mailto:tophercrowder@sbcglobal.net]
Sent: Thursday, January 06, 2011 8:25 PM
To: 'adbfrd_net@yahoo.fr'
Cc: 'Habib .A. Nurudine'
Subject: RE: SEE ATTACH

Hell and whatup dildo?

Hello Mr. Bank man.
Mr. Habib Ass Nurudine asked me to contact you in regards to a letter I sent to you in error. I beg you to believe that it was a BIG mistake. You see Mr. Habib and myself have know each other since childhood and we are lovers. He and I love each other and I love him. He is like a brother to me…a loving chocolate brother with salty nuts. Please help us!!! Please work with him and allow him into my heart again. I fear he is mad at me and that I have lost his love. I can not live with out his moist throbbing love.

Please help me and my chocolate lover

Mr. Topher whatup dildo crowder

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